I don’t care if it rains or freezes
As long as I got my plastic Jesus
Sittin’ on the dashboard of my car
Going 90, it ain’t scary
Cause I got the Virgin Mary
Sittin’ on the dashboard of my car
I’m in the back seat sinnin’
Jesus up there grinnin’
Sittin’ on the dashboard of my car
Green, white, pink or yellow
I don’t care cause he’s my fellow
Sittin’ on the dashboard of my car