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If a person has a penis he’s a man
If a person has a penis he’s a man
If he doesn’t want to lose it
Even though he doesn’t use it
If a person has a penis he’s a man

If a person has a nutsack he’s a man
If a person has a nutsack he’s a man
He can tuck it to conceal it
Let it dangle to reveal it
If a person has a nutsack he’s a man

If he amputates his bits he’s still a man
If he grows a pair of tits he’s still a man
If the chromosome’s a Y
He will always be a guy
If he isn’t born a woman, he’s a man

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f a person has a cooter, she’s a gal
If a person has a cooter, she’s a gal
If she doesn’t want to use it
If she sews a foot long to it
If a person has a cooter, she’s a gal

If a person has a pussy, she’s a gal
If a person has a pussy, she’s a gal
If it’s there to fertilze
Or to sell it to the guys
If a person has a pussy, she’s a gal

If she amputates her tits, she’s still a gal
Even if they’re tiny tits, she’s still a gal
If both chromosomes are “X”
SHE REMAINS THE FAIRER SEX!!!
If She wasn’t born a guy, she’s still a gal.